It started in the living room.

Duo had really only stopped by to give Heero his share of the booze for the next day's Christmas party. But he'd walked in and Heero had been standing in the middle of the living room in just his grey boxer briefs. Nicely fitting, snug boxer briefs.

Duo set the bag down with a thump and grinned. "Damn, Heero. I had no idea what I was missing out on all these times I've seen you clothed. I should stop by unannounced more often."

Heero turned, saw Duo staring and stepped forward with a matching grin of his own. "Well that depends on your definition of damn. Was that a 'Damn, I want a piece of that' kind of damn, or a 'Damn, the boy eats his Wheaties' kind of damn?"

Duo leaned against the door frame, a smirk on his face. "Well Santa, I've been a good boy this year and what I really want for Christmas is a maybe a little R-rated so I won't include it in this list. But I think his name is Heero and he obviously eats his Wheaties." He pushed away from the door. "Does that answer your question?"

And then it moved to the bedroom.

Heero looked up and started to laugh. "Are those reindeer on your boxers?"

Duo nodded and spun around, pausing to strike a pose and flex his muscles. "I'm getting into the holiday spirit."

Heero tossed back the covers and leered at Duo. "Well I may not have any reindeer, but I can certainly get into the spirit with you."

Duo sauntered over, stripping out of the boxers on his way to the bed. Heero looked him up and down and whistled. "I'm not the only one hitting the Wheaties. Shame to have have been missing what those underwear have been covering."

Duo winked. "You're certainly getting an eyeful now. So how are we going to do this?"

Heero reached out and grabbed Duo, pulling him down onto the bed and nipping at an earlobe. "Rock, paper, scissors?"

Duo grinned. "Okay but I'll have you know I've never lost a game of rock, paper, scissors."

Duo lost.

"Guess this means you're the poker and I'm the poke-ee." He rolled over, tugging Heero down and kissing him, then pushing him away again to stare down between them.

"Holy crap, I want a redo. There's no way that's going to fit inside me."

Heero smirked and gave himself a loving tug. "It is rather impressive, isn't it?"

Duo snorted, "In case you haven't noticed, I've got one too. Though I'm not usually trying to stick it into small places." Heero gave him an odd look and Duo coughed. "I mean, my small places." Heero raised an eyebrow and Duo waved his hand in the air. "I mean the other kind of small places . . . oh for fucks sake; you know what I mean."

"Don't worry; I've got lube." Heero leaned over to the side and rummaged through the drawer next to the bed. Duo lay on his back and stared up at the ceiling. "See this is why I like you, Heero. You're like a boy scout. Always prepared."

Heero popped up again and waved the tube in front of Duo's face. "I was never a boy scout. I just like to have things at hand."

Duo snickered and grabbed the tube, unscrewing the cap and squirting some of the gel onto his fingers. "Works for me, besides boy scouts only build bird houses and box cars. You'd totally kick a boy scout's ass." He reached down and coated Heero with the lube, running his fingers up and around the tip and then back down between his balls.

Heero groaned and spread his legs a little. "Okay, no more talking."

Duo kissed him, smiling against his lips. "Sure thing stud."

The most sensitive part on Heero turned out to be the spot just under his balls and back toward his ass. He groaned in pleasure as Duo brushed the area again and then rolled over, kissing Duo hard and thrusting his tongue in for a taste and then pulling back with a gasp of air. "My turn."

Even with the lube it wasn't exactly one-two and you're thru. Duo lifted his hips and squirmed, trying to ease the pressure and stretch the entrance a bit more. "Now I know why dogs get stuck together doing this."

Heero groaned, sweat dripping from his face as he concentrated on going slow and not thrusting forward. "Shut up Duo."

Duo's fingers were clenched around Heero's bicep and they were both breathing hard. Heero looked down at him. "You okay?"

Duo let out a low chuckle, his voice slightly hoarse. "There is a giant cock in my ass. Nobody move."

Finding Duo's sweet spot was sweet indeed and Heero considered it a personal triumph when Duo shouted, "Holy shit!" and arched up forcing him in even deeper. And it was definitely due to his excellent accuracy that he was able to hit that spot again and again.

Duo suddenly groaned, his eyes shut tight while the rest of his body shivered. As Heero thrust deeper, he could feel muscles clamp down on him and he moaned.

Duo started to laugh. Heero thrust one last time and then shuddered, forehead pressed against Duo's shoulder, which was shaking with laughter. Heero finally found the energy to lift his head and squint at him. "Fucking hell Duo, what is wrong with you?"

Duo opened his mouth to answer but all he managed was more hysterical laugher, tears pooling in the corners of his eyes. Finally he managed to gasp and pat Heero on the back. "I think I came."

Heero stared at him and then flopped forward to collapse on Duo's chest.

"There is goo, coming out of my ass."

Heero grabbed a hand towel and wiped himself off before tossing it to Duo. "Here."

Duo snatched it up and patted between his legs with a grimace. "It's so much more simple when you're jacking off in the shower, isn't it?" He balled the towel up and threw it across the room where it landed in the hamper. "He shoots; he scores!"

"In more ways than one." Heero pulled his underwear back on and then crawled back onto the bed, hovering over Duo and then leaning down to suck on his nipple. "The room smells like sex."

Duo laughed and then stopped, a strange look on his face. "Quick, give me back the towel. Apparently I'm not done with it."

Heero grinned and went to fetch it. "It's okay, you can wear it like a nappy. Or we can pretend you're Tarzan."

He was still grinning as Duo chucked the soiled towel at him and dashed through the living room naked to get to the shower.

Even when it was leaking goo, Duo did have a nice ass.